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ColonialCraft LOLz

Ahem, anti colonial, bay area, ColonialCraft, commemoration, Community, Happy, History, Honor, Incels, lolz, memory day, moment of silence, Problem, reddit, Remembrance, sacrifice, soldiers, solidarity, Tribute, Unity, Veterans

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	118
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server with no excitement? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky incels who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Our server is so epic that even the soldiers in the Reddit post linked above would take a moment of silence to honor its greatness. Why? Because our server is where legends are born, where epic battles are fought, and where friendships are forged in the fires of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the game, fellow warrior!

VodkaCraft: AHEM be russian

Absurd, Ahem, comedic, comedy, exaggerated, exclamation, explosion, funny, humor, Kaboom, long trail tag, loud, over the top, playful, Random, Russian, silly, tag generator, tag list, VodkaCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	5973
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Don’t worry, we have an elite team of ninja pigs ready to assist you in your quest for victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to build the most creative snow forts to win his favor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE!

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Dragon Eggs Found:	1949	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magic Items Found:	8093	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	473422
Ores Mined:	8904	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	6898
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

DeeZCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

Simple Server

Adventure, Anarchy, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, EXCITEMENT, Foes, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, new, player versus player, PvP, PvP battles, quality-of-life tweaks, Semi-Vanilla Experience, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, Simplicity, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Veteran

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Animals Bred:	174
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566