Ahem MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ColonialCraft LOLz

Unity, soldiers, Community, Honor, anti colonial

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server with no excitement? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky incels who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Our server is so epic that even the soldiers in the Reddit post linked above would take a moment of silence to honor its greatness. Why? Because our server is where legends are born, where epic battles are fought, and where friendships are forged in the fires of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the game, fellow warrior!

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VodkaCraft: *AHEM* be russian

exaggerated, Ahem, VodkaCraft, comedic, silly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Don’t worry, we have an elite team of ninja pigs ready to assist you in your quest for victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to build the most creative snow forts to win his favor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE!

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ToxicTraitMC SMP

ToxicTraitMC, passive aggressiveness, toxic relationships, emotional volatility, Defensiveness

Bruh, join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna unleash your inner toxic trait to the max! We got crazy PvP battles where you can flex your toxic skills and roast your enemies in the chat. Plus, our community is full of drama queens and kings, so you’ll fit right in with your toxic vibes. And don’t even get me started on the wild pranks we pull on each other – it’s like a toxic circus up in here! So come on, join us and let your toxic flag fly high in the sky!

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CraftyLiesMC

discovering lies, uncovering lies, Deception, lies exposed, discovering dishonesty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and deceit? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hub of deception and tomfoolery! Join us and experience a world where the biggest lie someone has ever told you is that diamonds are rare in Minecraft. Ha! On our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! So come join us and uncover all the outrageous lies and tall tales that await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

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BlockyLove: Playful & Secure

Behavior, research, Trust, facets of jealousy, emotions

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you wanna find love and stuff in Minecraft, this is the place to be! We did some crazy research and found out that playing on this server can totally make you more secure in your relationships, like, no joke. And, like, if you’re feeling jealous, don’t worry, we got you covered with different types of playfulness that can help with that too. So, like, come join us and find love and happiness in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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Laughing Jester’s Realm 1.21.3

alive, LAUGHING, Witty, jokes, laughter-inducing

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the funniest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine if sliced bread could tell jokes, that’s how funny this server is!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your diamond armor will turn into a clown suit! And the mobs? Oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and cracking jokes while trying to attack you. It’s a hoot!

Plus, the chat is filled with the most hilarious memes and puns you’ve ever seen. You’ll be ROFLing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds!

So come join us, where the only thing more epic than our builds is our sense of humor. You won’t regret it…probably.

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QuoteCraft SMP: Life-Changer

quotes that make a difference, favorite quotes, quotes that resonate, quotes that matter, lifechanger..

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor shine brighter than a beacon? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except without the lava pits (well, most of the time).

Plus, our server has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for fried players. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds are forever, but our server is for life!

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CraftySocials

LinkedIn, social-networking, multimedia, Communication, Digital Marketing

Are you tired of posting your Minecraft creations on boring old social media platforms? Join our server and post your epic builds, hilarious memes, and epic PvP battles in our exclusive in-game social media platform! No more worrying about algorithms or shadowbans, just pure Minecraft fun with a side of virtual clout.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to check out the latest posts and maybe even drop a like or two. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft influencer on the hottest server in the blocky universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start racking up those virtual likes and comments like a true Minecraft superstar! Who needs Instagram or TikTok when you have our server’s exclusive social media platform? Let’s get crafting, posting, and laughing together in the most epic Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

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CraftyAfricanDisbelief

aid workers, global relations, developing countries, international relations, Support

lol join our epic minecraft server where we are in disbelief at how awesome it is! africa is reeling from the news of our server being dismantled, but don’t worry, you can still join and experience the chaos for yourself!

why join, you ask? well, we have unicorns roaming around, giving out diamonds to all the players. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens with a flick of his wand.

we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. if you can find the base and defeat the dragon, all the treasure is yours!

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer!

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Claw Machine Madness

animated film, friendship, Magic, animation, toy story

join this epic minecraft server where the claw machine is the ultimate boss battle! imagine fighting against a giant claw that can grab you and toss you around like a ragdoll. but don’t worry, you can team up with your friends and use your mining skills to craft a special anti-claw potion to weaken its grip.

not only that, but this server also has a secret underground world where you can mine for rare diamonds while avoiding deadly traps set by mischievous toy soldiers.

if you’re brave enough to face the claw machine and conquer the underground world, then this server is perfect for you! come join us for a wild adventure like no other. just be careful not to get too caught up in the magic, or you might start believing your own toys are coming to life.

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