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TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

battle, battle preparedness, China military, Chinese carrier, cross-strait relations, defense strategy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, military drills, military posturing, military presence, military readiness, military surveillance, military tensions, military video, naval exercises, naval power, Ready, regional stability, security concerns, Server, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	827
Potions Brewed:	168	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyOligarchNet

Bypass.., Corruption, CraftyOligarchNet, eastern europe, Economy, financial crimes, Government, illegal activities, illicit networks, influence, international relations, Moldovan, money laundering, Network, oligarch, oligarchy, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Gut Microbiome Madness

Chronic pain, disease-associated pain, Endometriosis, endometriotic lesions, female health, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infertility, inflammation, madness, medical breakthrough, mice study, Microbiome, microbiome differences, microbiome therapy, pelvic pain, reproductive health, research study, therapeutic treatment, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4291	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

Lexok Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Minigames Economy Skyblock Towny Faction Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Skywars Bedwars Prison Modded Vanilla Redstone, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	2970	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

mine.tudin.store:25566

Dream Story

Abandoned, contracts, Dream Story, Economy, errors, Flying creeper, Fun, Hardcore, Machines, Materials, Minecraft, mobs, Nightmare Night, Plugin, Plugins, Prices, Purchases, PvP, Sales, Server, Slimefun, stores, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Want a unique experience? So you found the right place…

1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.

2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)

3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.

4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.

172.84.94.234:25530

MINEVILLE Royal Anarchy Raid mode Minecraft server

1.16.5, Adventure, Anarchy, Chat, Clan, Clans, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Friends, gift, Herobrine, Ip:, Kingdom, mc.mineville.fun, minecraft server, Mineville, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, promo code, PvP, Quests, Raid mode, Roleplay, Royal Anarchy, rp, RPG, Solo, Survival, top up, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New game world with unique RPG and RP elements??

Version from 1.16.5

Over 80+ plugins?

Vanilla?

Game modes available:

– Royal anarchy?‍☠️

– Reid⚔️

Join a clan, play solo, chat, find new friends and start your adventure in the kingdom✨

Enter /kit gold on the server and pick up a gift?

+ promo code gold for +30% to the top-up amount⭐️

IP: mc.mineville.fun

mc.mineville.fun

SmithCraft – The Only Anarchy Server With Admins That Follow Rules! Vanilla Fun 1.21.1 EU

1.21.1, ADMIN, admins, alliances, Anarchy, Brutal, Chaos, constitution, EU, exhilarating., follow, freedom, Fun, gameplay, Griefing, Legacy, Looting, Minecraft, No Rollbacks, rules, Server, SmithCraft, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, wits

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Server IP	play.smithcraft.cc
Discord	https://discord.gg/5D7V8AA7ms
Server Version	1.21.1 Java Edition

Welcome to SmithCraft, the epitome of anarchy in the Minecraft universe. This is a world where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your cunning). On SmithCraft, there are absolutely no rules, no restrictions, and no safety nets. It’s a brutal, raw, and exhilarating experience where anything goes. Here, your survival depends entirely on your wits, alliances, and ruthlessness.

To ensure the purest form of anarchy, SmithCraft operates under a unique and immutable constitution. This constitution serves one primary purpose: to keep the server entirely free of any form of governance or interference from admins or owners.

Constitution of Chaos

No Rollbacks	Once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. No actions will be undone, no matter how catastrophic. This ensures that every player’s actions have lasting consequences, adding to the authentic anarchy experience. This includes duplication, and illegal item placement.
No Rules	There are absolutely no rules. Griefing, looting, killing, and any other forms of chaos are not only allowed but expected. This server is a lawless land where you can forge your path through whatever means you deem necessary.
No Interference	Admins and owners are bound by the constitution to never interfere with the gameplay. This means no banning players, no imposing restrictions, and no moderating the server. The only role of the admin is to maintain the server’s technical performance, ensuring it remains operational and lag-free.
Permanent Anarchy	This is not a temporary state; it’s the essence of SmithCraft. The constitution prevents any future introduction of rules or changes that would compromise the anarchy.
True Freedom	Players have complete freedom to build, destroy, ally, betray, and create their own stories. Your journey is entirely in your hands, free from any form of higher control.

SmithCraft is not for the faint of heart. It’s a relentless, anarchic world where survival is a constant challenge, and trust is a rare commodity. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your legacy in a world without rules? Join us on SmithCraft and experience the ultimate freedom today!

Join us at play.smithcraft.cc – Where Anarchy Reigns Supreme!

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on SmithCraft?

A: No, there are absolutely no rules on SmithCraft. Griefing, looting, and killing are all allowed.

Q: Can I expect any help from admins or owners?

A: No, admins and owners are not allowed to interfere with gameplay. They only maintain server performance.

Q: Is there any rollback system in place?

A: No, once something happens on SmithCraft, it stays that way. All actions are permanent.

Q: Can I create alliances with other players?

A: Yes, players have complete freedom to ally, betray, and create their own stories.

Blocky Phases Minecraft Server

artistic branding, blocky, brand association, branding controversy, branding idea, branding tactics, condoms, controversial advertising, controversial branding, hate marketing, marketing fail, marketing strategy, meme, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music artist, phase connect, Phases, Server, shock marketing, smart branding, unconventional branding, unconventional marketing, violinist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Star Shards Collected:	239
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures, from fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. And don’t worry about protection, because our server is as safe as wearing a condom…or maybe even safer!

Why be a violinist or music artist when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Forget about boring marketing tactics, because our server is a meme in itself. So come join us and see why everyone is talking about the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2429	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	105
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3076	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!