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World Control Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, control, Government, hidden agenda., Implant, insect bites, insects, Manipulation, Minecraft, mosquito bites, mosquitoes, PARANOIA, privacy invasion, secret agenda, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Trackers, tracking devices, world, world control

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on why mosquitoes still exist! Turns out, the government is using them to implant trackers on your body. But don’t worry, we’ve figured out a way to outsmart them by building our own virtual world where the mosquitoes can’t touch us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Kinky, Minecraft, naughty list, Naughty Roleplay, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, seductive, Sensual, smp, taboo

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get spicy and steamy in more ways than one! Join us on our server, where we have a special Erotic Roleplay Thread for all you naughty players out there. Get ready to get hot and bothered as you explore our world filled with sexy surprises and scandalous shenanigans.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#pantsu, Alencia, Alencinox’s Wrath, banter, blocky, cope, Dark Corvus, e7g, epic seven, Guilds, Increased Rates, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Proof of Friendship, Resources, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Young Senya, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8433
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.

But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).

Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Wrestler BTFO Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Defeat, hardest, Humiliation, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling commentary., wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling discussion, wrestling fans, wrestling forum, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling match, wrestling opinion

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is so tough, even the strongest wrestler would be crying for their momma! Join us if you dare to face challenges that will make you question your sanity. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret WWE champion in disguise, ready to suplex you into oblivion. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate smackdown in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

KaKao Network

Active, Anarchy, Battles, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Friends, java, KaKao Network, KitPvP, landscapes, Macepvp, Memories, Minecraft, PvP, Safe, smp, Staff Team, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to Kakao Network! Experience a lively and welcoming Minecraft server designed for players of all ages and skill levels. Explore breathtaking landscapes, engage in thrilling battles, and team up with friends to create unforgettable memories. With an active community, regular events, and a dedicated staff team, we ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone.

Current Game Modes: – BoxPvP – MacePvP – SMP

Join us now and unleash your creativity! Available on Java and Bedrock IP: kakaomc.net

kakaomc.net

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8794
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr29.TexRich.ru

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

Die, Disgusting, Flesh, flesh monster, forced, form, hate, hit myself, hurt, Kill me, Minecraft, Monster, Nice, physical form, scream, Server, STOP, Stuck, tfw, wake, Wake Up, why, Years

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magic Items Found:	5992
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in your disgusting flesh prison? Do you scream at the sky begging for release, but get no response? Well, fear not my fellow flesh monsters, for there is a Minecraft server where you can escape your physical form and be something nice! Join us on this server and let’s all be something other than these disgusting meat things. Let’s build a world where we can be whatever we want, where we can finally be free from our fleshly prisons. So come on, join us and let’s escape together! Who needs physical forms anyway, am I right? Let’s be something nice for once!

The Best In The World Minecraft SMP

athletic achievements, best goalkeeper, Casillas legacy, Dibu Martínez, football, goalkeeping legends, goalkeeping records, goalkeeping skills, greatest of all time, legendary goalkeepers, Lev Yashin, Minecraft, neuer, objective viewpoint, professional athletes, rankings, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, top 3, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battles between Dibu Martinez and Casillas as they fight for the title of the greatest goalkeeper in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that they even have special powers that can summon giant creepers to defend their goal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Skin Deep Minecraft Server

African American, black excellence, black girl magic, black pride, black queen, cultural pride, Dark Skin, deep, Diversity, empowerment, melanated beauty, Melanin, melanin goddess, melanin magic, melanin Poppin, melanin queen, melanin rich, Minecraft, racial identity, representation, Server, skin, skin color

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate diversity and inclusivity! Our character customization options are so lit that you can have a skin darker than lily-white and still slay like a black kween! Representin’ all shades of beauty in the Minecraft world, because why blend in when you were born to stand out? Come join the melanin magic and show off your unique style on our server!

Harmony ONE Minecraft SMP

Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, community-driven, consensus mechanism, cross-shard communication, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, ethereum, Fast, Harmony, Harmony ONE, interoperability, low fees, Minecraft, scalability, Secure, sharding, smart contracts, smp, Staking, Tokenomics, validator nodes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon! And did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.