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  • Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!

    Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piñatas and infinite prestiges!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Zombie Dances: 0

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    Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org
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    Welcome to Hyperion!

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 9! COMPLETELY REVAMPED! NEW SPAWN! PRIVATE MINES! NEW CUSTOM FISHING UPDATE OUT NOW! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Hyperion a pay-to-win server? No, everything can be obtained by playing the game.
    What are some of the rewards from crates? Mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and more!
    How can I level up my fishing skills? Go fishing in the ocean at the spawn area and complete activities.
    What can I do in the Warzone? Participate in scheduled KOTH’s, Envoy’s, mine magma blocks for rewards, and more.
    What is the PvP tier system? It is a system in place to rank players based on their PvP skills.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5053
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

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  • PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9738
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mines Excavated: 2073
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8400 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese birds are cooking pasta! Yes, you heard that right. Our feathered friends have mastered the art of Italian cuisine and are serving up delicious pasta dishes for all players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!

    Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 386
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Votes: 5923 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

    We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

    So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

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  • PixelPlayground

    PixelPlayground
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9518
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Emeralds Found: 8994 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

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    Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

    So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1070
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!

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  • CraftyCovidSummer

    CraftyCovidSummer
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 671
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Farms Harvested: 118
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Crops Grown: 4460

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

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  • TimeTravelGoneWrong!

    TimeTravelGoneWrong!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4298
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

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    yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

    imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

    and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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  • SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

    SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6980
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 395367 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

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  • The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

    The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3471
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

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    Server Name Nitrogen Network
    Community Friendly and welcoming
    Features Custom features, freedom for players
    Activities Form groups, wage wars, build towns, live peacefully
    Joining Information Add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join at play.nitrogen.zone
    Discord discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

    FAQs

    How do I join the server?
    You can add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join directly at play.nitrogen.zone.
    What kind of community does the server have?
    We have a friendly and welcoming community that is always growing.
    Are there any rules on the server?
    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
    Can I suggest new features for the server?
    Absolutely! We encourage players to make suggestions for features, QOL changes, cosmetics, and more.
    How can I get involved in activities on the server?
    You can form groups, wage wars, build towns, or live peacefully in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities are endless!

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