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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5015 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!