AGUS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7012	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	6674
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Emeralds Found:	6031	Falling into the Void:	1

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

$420 million, $630 million, agriculture, business opportunities, cannabis legalization, CannaCraft420, Economy, growth, Industry, Investment, legal cannabis, market, medicinal cannabis, morocco, North Africa, per year, potential revenue, projected, recreational cannabis, regulations, WORTH..

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!