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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5642 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
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