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SchizoCraft: Mind-Boosting Fun!

Attention, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive therapy, Fun, mental disorder, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, MindBoosting, Patients, research, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia treatment, Therapy, Treatment, video game training, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE THERAPY FOR YO BRAIN! DIS SERVER BE LIKE A MAGIC POTION FOR YO MENTAL HEALTH!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!

SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!

McFantasyBedrock: Times of Roleplay & Adventures in Dungeon Kingdoms with Addons!

#addons, Adventures, blocks, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Creation, decorations, Discord, Dungeon, dynamic, Engage, Experience, grow, Immersive, intricate, Kingdoms, McFantasyBedrock, Missions, navigate, Other, Powerful, Quests, Roleplay, Times, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

TimesMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in a variety of unique missions.
Dungeons	Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges.
Bosses	Face off against powerful and unique bosses.
Kingdom Creation	Create and manage your own kingdoms.
Roleplay Elements	Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences.
Building Addons	Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations.

Join us today to become a part of our growing community.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server available on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game.
How can I join a kingdom?	To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events.
Can I suggest ideas for new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	94	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2530	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	246
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

compatibility, dating apps, dating profile, dealbreaker, first impression, Minecraft, online dating, profile picture, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag sign, red flag warning, relationship, Server, Statement, swipe left, Swipecraft, turn off

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	201
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

BlockyBonerLand

awkward, BlockyBonerLand, body image, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny, humor, inappropriate, mens health, mens issues, mortifying, Public, random boner, self-conscious, sexual arousal, social faux pas, social situation, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, worst places

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	262	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Farms Harvested:	452	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!

ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine

aggression, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military Action, military response, peace talks, Politics, president, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian strike, sanctions, security concerns, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ores Mined:	3927
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!