🔥AGRSSES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	8912

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6955	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	4766	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3202	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Essential AGRSSES Minecraft Servers