AGP Minecraft Servers

AGP Minecraft Servers

  • BlockBust Minecraft Server

    BlockBust Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8141
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5450 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

    Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6152
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

    Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

    So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

    Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5839
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

    Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

    Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

    ”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3932
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • For example

    For example
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4117
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Gods Slained: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

    Features:

    Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

    play.esempee.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

    5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4100
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Animals Bred: 197
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2227
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

    4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • tiny-hearts.com

    tiny-hearts.com
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 7626
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Potions Brewed: 23
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

    tiny-hearts.com:27018

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

    Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7249
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 399 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

    Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

    The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6116
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

    But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Riddles Village

    Riddles Village
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3512
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

    With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

    Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

    mc.riddlesvillage.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

    🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2168
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8963 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

    ►Anarchy

    ► Mini games

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    ⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

    ✨ Version: 1.20+

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    ► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

    ► What is unique about this server?

    Constant development and addition of new things

    Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

    The best protection against all types of attacks

    Server stability

    Direct communication with management and responsiveness

    We work from 2022

    ✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

    Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

    pvp.landymine.ru:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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