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PadCraft or TamponTopia

cervical cancer, feminine hygiene, menstrual care, menstrual cups, menstrual discomfort, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstruation, PadCraft, Pads, Parental Pressure, period alternatives, period cups, period management, period products, period stigma, personal choice, sensory issues, tampons, TamponTopia, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mines Excavated:	3076
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

BlockyPenisCraft Server

anatomy, biology, BlockyPenisCraft, body image, Evolution, Function, gender, genitalia, male reproductive system, Masculinity, medical advancements, penis, redesign, reproductive organs, reproductive technology, Server, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Shape, SIZE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

BlocktopiaJoy

at ease, blissful, BlocktopiaJoy, Calm, CENTERED, Connected, CONTENT, fulfilled, GROUNDED, Happy, in balance, in Harmony, In the Moment, Joyful, Peaceful, PRESENT, rejuvenated, Relaxed, Serene, Tranquil, uplifted

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3528	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	72	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

Fan Sing-Along Server

artist appreciation, artists, Fan, fan covers, fan creativity, fan culture, fan dedication, fan engagement, fan favorites., fan loyalty, fan participation, fan performances, fan renditions, fan support, individual fans, Music (Industry), music fandom, music lovers, popular songs, Server, Singalong, songs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

ToddlerTechTroubles

behavioral issues, child development, children, early childhood, emotional development, emotional problems, excessive media use, long-term emotional issues, Media consumption, media effects, mental health, pathological media use, problematic media use, research, screen time, social problems, study, technology use, toddlers, toddlers and media use, ToddlerTechTroubles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

Make Believe with Boring Rules and Blocky People – Historica Nations: Vanilla Roleplay

Adventures, alliances, Battles, blocky, Boring, Challenges, Discord, Economy, Events, Gear, Historica, Interactive, Ip:, Kingdom, Leaders, Legends, Medieval, Nations, people, Resources, Roleplay, rules, Shops, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Warriors, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1652	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

About Historica Nations:

Server IP	play.historica.me
Version	1.19.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr

Features Awaiting You:

Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances.
Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources.
Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth.
Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in.

ControCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5034	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, fan favorite, FANTASY, Favorite, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, new, PixelPunch, Popular, role playing, Server, Storyline, unknown, video games, Wuk Lamat

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Wuk Lamat himself! Who is Wuk Lamat, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Join our server and you may just catch a glimpse of him flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!