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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4505 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!