Agentij Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1224
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	315132	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	6104

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Items Found:	5425
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Towns Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Gems Collected:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Animals Bred:	84	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ores Mined:	3855	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!