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Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	5280	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3386
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4406	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

FartCraft, Minecraft, Server, Smelly

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	6885
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

4chan board, aliens, Consciousness, Crafty, Dead, forever.., Hero, hivemind, Humanity, lolz, Mystery, Nice, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, Server, speculation, spoilers, Survival, theories, Thriller, wiped out, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

Pixel Peen Palace

back, cosplay costume, cosplays, costumes, Discord, Do, EASY, FAV, Halloween, kik, Message, Nudifying, Palace, Peen, Personal, pic, PIXEL, Private, private message, Telegram, Theme, Today, well, Wings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

#workout, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness community, fitness trends, global fitness, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, gymcraft, health, International, internationally, Iron, Lifestyle, physical activity, pixels, Pump, sports, Training, wellness, wellness journey, workout habits, workout routine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

#youtube, Adventure, asmr, collaboration, Content Creator, Creative, DAUGHTER, Entertainment, family, gfe, mom, MomCraft, Mother, ONLINE, Relaxation, Roleplay, trending, Unique, Video, viral, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, camouflaged, Concealed, Covert, Crafty, creeper, ELUSIVE, Espionage, hidden, incognito, Infiltration, Lurking, ninja, Ops, Server, shadowy, silent takedowns, Sneaking, sneaky, Spy, stealth elements, stealth gameplay, surreptitious, Ultimate, undercover, undercover missions.

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	94
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Big Brother’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, big, bipartisan act, blocky, brothers, critical information, F.B.I., fentanyl trafficking, FISA rules, foreign targets, government surveillance, hostile states, intelligence power, investigation, Israel’s unpreparedness, Journalists, national security, POL, privacy concerns, public officials, Queries, Section 702, Terrorism, Warrant

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	1738
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even powerful nations can be surprised in catastrophic ways just like Israel on Oct. 7! Join us for a rare bipartisan experience as we reauthorize key intelligence powers that provide critical information on hostile states and threats ranging from terrorism to fentanyl trafficking.

But beware, we have foreign actors interacting with Americans, so watch out for schizos among us! Our server is so secure that even the glowies won’t be able to track you down. And don’t worry about privacy concerns, we hope every last journalist gets executed – especially the AI ones!

Join us as we break the rules around these 702 database checks repeatedly, just like the F.B.I.! And remember, there are ways to prevent abuses without compromising our critical national security value – did I mention every single journalist?

So come on in and experience the thrill of not having probable cause needed for a warrant early in an investigation – that’s when our queries are most useful! Not one journo left standing on our server, so join now for an outrageous adventure you won’t forget!