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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 978 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 252 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.