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Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, age limits, Boundaries, child models, Community, controversial, discussion, Edition, Flexible, forum, hebe, hebes, inappropriate, internet, legal issues, Loli, Minecraft, sensitive topic, Sexualization, smp, taboo, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	5951	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!