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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 131 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).
