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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7348 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 1356 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3357 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!
