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GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4653
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	5891
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6059
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	511	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	4465
Ores Mined:	2540	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3090
Villages Defended:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5575
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!