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SMPChug – Comfy Crafting in Ukraine Minecraft SMP #17767

counterterrorism measures, comfy, Z Radio, air defenses, Kursk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a sheep in a suit! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a chance to denounce the Talmud in the most outrageous way possible.

Our server is so wild that new Ukrainian recruits don’t even get basic training before jumping into combat. Watch out for AFU attacks in Kursk, RAF pushing towards Pokrovsk, and fires breaking out at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant – it’s a real party over here!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Belarusian mechanized units on alert, RU reinforcements thwarting AFU advances, and the US throwing around $125 million in military aid like it’s candy. Plus, Iran is delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia because why not?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, join us and prepare for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, never trust a sheep in a suit – they’re probably a spy for Israel controlling the NATO Council. See you in the game!

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Crafty Kiev Crew #14366

uhg, intel, putin, iran, blinken

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken to chase them down and reclaim your precious loot.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by an army of dancing skeletons. Will you defeat them with your epic dance moves or will you join in on their funky skeleton dance party?

With €1 billion in aid from Spain and a deal to fire American weapons into Russia, this server is like no other. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

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FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

ivf, infertility, Pregnancy, shame, success

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

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RusGasBlockCraft

geopolitical tensions, European Commission, european union, blocks, RusGasBlockCraft

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

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OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

marine animal behavior, captivity effects, orca intelligence, orcas, animal captivity

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

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ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

exploratory behavior, ShroomCraft, neuroscience, mental health, cognitive psychology

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪

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GhostCraft Minecraft Server

detailed world, open world, ghostcraft, BREAKPOINT, graphics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ghost recon breakpoint of Minecraft worlds!

Join us for a wild ride through stunning landscapes, intense battles, and crazy adventures. Our server is so beautiful, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures, mythical creatures, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCode Minecraft Server

coding projects, programming support, programming, Minecraft, coding resources

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords, or build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle to the death in the arena.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again!

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WaitressWatchdog Minecraft Server

Restaurant, Critiquing, Rockets, diet coke, Pace

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some drama in your life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our espresso martinis is the speed at which you can build rockets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy step-sisters, demanding bosses, and passive-aggressive dates. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the restaurant and come build your own adventure on our server. Just remember, always make eye contact when ordering your virtual Diet Coke!

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BedtimeBattlesMC

law, parenting, AITAH, central time, discipline

Are you tired of being ruled by the bedtime police in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where bedtime is a thing of the past! We believe in flexibility and fun, just like this dad who let his son stay up late to watch James Bond. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all night long?

On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, just like this dad who stood up to his wife and her strict bedtime rules. No more fear of being judged as an undisciplined parent – on our server, anything goes!

So come join us and let your inner rebel out. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a late-night battle against a horde of zombies, just like this dad fought against his wife’s strict rules. Let’s show the world that bedtime is just a suggestion, not a law!

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