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SMPChug – Comfy Crafting in Ukraine Minecraft SMP #17767

AFU, air defenses, ballistic missiles, Belarusian mechanized units, Chug, Combat Training, comfy, Comfy Happening, counterterrorism measures, Crafting, Drones, Globohomo, Israel, Kursk, kyiv, military aid, Minecraft, NATO Council, nuspeak, Pokrovsk, raf, RU reinforcements, smp, SMPChug, Talmud, Ukraine, Ukraine General, ukrainian recruits, UKROP, video archive, Z Radio, Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	2781
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a sheep in a suit! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a chance to denounce the Talmud in the most outrageous way possible.

Our server is so wild that new Ukrainian recruits don’t even get basic training before jumping into combat. Watch out for AFU attacks in Kursk, RAF pushing towards Pokrovsk, and fires breaking out at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant – it’s a real party over here!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Belarusian mechanized units on alert, RU reinforcements thwarting AFU advances, and the US throwing around $125 million in military aid like it’s candy. Plus, Iran is delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia because why not?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, join us and prepare for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, never trust a sheep in a suit – they’re probably a spy for Israel controlling the NATO Council. See you in the game!

Crafty Kiev Crew #14366

AFU, blinken, Crafty, CREW, denmark, EU, intel, iran, Kharkiv, Kiev, Maps, missile chimpout, naval drones, putin, russia, S400, spain, Sweden, Telegram, uhg, uk, Ukraine, Ukraine Happening General, Ukrainian Navy, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1601
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken to chase them down and reclaim your precious loot.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by an army of dancing skeletons. Will you defeat them with your epic dance moves or will you join in on their funky skeleton dance party?

With €1 billion in aid from Spain and a deal to fire American weapons into Russia, this server is like no other. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real MVP

Alisaie, Broadcast, collaboration, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, Cross-Region Travel, Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XVI, Free Companies, General news, In-game Events, Letter from the Producer, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moogle Treasure Trove, movies, mvp, Patch 7.0, Promotional Site, PvP Series, real, release date, Resources, watch party

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	186020	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious server that will have you questioning reality! Join now for early access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and prepare for a release date that will blow your mind on July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Who knew Minecraft and Final Fantasy could go hand in hand? And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBAGENERAL NEWS event that will have you hunting for treasures like never before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have cross-region data center travel tests happening until Patch 7.0. Travel the world of Minecraft like never before! Plus, PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out in epic showdowns until Patch 7.0.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our meetups where you can watch Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, Digimon Tamers, Konosuba S3, Dungeon Meshi, Shogun, and even enjoy movies like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Crafty Conversations: Chat with Steve

aggressive retard, awkward moment, Chat, Communication, Conversations, Crafty, embarrassed, embarrassing situation, emotional response, Humiliation, intelligence, mental prowess, personal growth, self reflection, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Social Skills, start being mean, steve, super genius, surprise revelation, talk to guy, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of getting schooled by aggressive retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know who you’re talking to! One minute they might be acting like a total noob, and the next minute they could be revealing themselves as a super genius who will totally mog the fuck outta you! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and embarrassing moments that will keep you on your toes! Who knows, you might even make friends with a secret genius or two!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It!

Adventure, Anime, Anime discussion, Boruto, discuss, Hidden Leaf Village, hokage, Jutsu, Kakashi, kishimoto, Manga, Manga discussion, Naruto, Narutos, Nine-Tails, ninja, pixelated, Rasengan, sakura, Sasuke, Sharingan, Shinobi, shonen jump

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about exploring our secret underground city that is home to a colony of friendly creepers who love to dance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy where you can ride on flying gumdrop horses and battle evil gummy bears.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and mining for hours on end!

CraftyCrumpets

accent appreciation, accent enhancement, accent improvement, accent inspiration, accent mastery, accent pride, accent showcase, Accentmaxxing, beautiful accent, Craftsmanship, CraftyCrumpets, diy, Handmade, tutorial, Video, wood, woodworking, woodworking artistry, woodworking project, woodworking skills, woodworking techniques

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	3888	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5249	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic accents and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is for the truly unique and eccentric players out there!

Join us if you have a beautiful accent that will make everyone swoon as you chat in the chat box. And get ready to be amazed by our totally out of wood theme – everything on our server is made entirely out of wood, from the buildings to the tools to the mobs themselves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of talking trees who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft domination. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Wooden Diamond, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all enemies into adorable little wooden bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://youtu.be/kd33UVZhnAA.

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Retro Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, CREEPERS, Drool, Girls, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls, Riona, rule, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the likes of Onolumi, the master of building epic structures, and Amiya Aranha, who can tame even the wildest of Ender Dragons.

But wait, there’s more! Tomomi Toraya will show you how to survive in the Nether like a boss, while Kiki will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you richer than a stack of diamonds.

And if that’s not enough, Riona will entertain you with her epic Twitch streams, while Clauvio will keep you on your toes with his crazy redstone contraptions. Karin will teach you how to farm like a pro, and Super Meche will show you how to PvP like a true warrior.

But the real reason to join our server? Yumanea’s cooking tutorials, Yuno Nightingale’s epic parkour challenges, and Jorunna’s underwater adventures will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated to Perfection: 3D Remake Madness Minecraft Server

2D, 3d, adaptation, classic, design, Enhanced, gameplay, graphics, Immersive, innovation, madness, Minecraft, MODERN, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixelated, remake, Remakes, Retro, Server, Technology, transformation, TRANSITION, Updated, video games, Visual

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of playing boring old 2D games that never seem to come to life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has taken 2D games and turned them into epic 3D remakes that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to experience classics like Pac-Man, Tetris, and even Pong in a whole new dimension. Imagine running around a maze as Pac-Man, gobbling up pellets and avoiding ghosts in stunning 3D graphics. Or building your own Tetris tower and watching it collapse in a spectacular explosion of blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers exclusive games like Flappy Bird in 3D, where you can flap your wings and navigate through obstacles in a whole new way. And let’s not forget about our Minecraft version of Snake, where you can grow your snake and compete against other players for the title of ultimate serpent master.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs 2D when you can have 3D madness on our server!

Crafty Creepers for Biden

American politics, biden, conspiracy theories, controversial opinions, Crafty, CREEPERS, election, Genocide, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Manipulation, Misinformation, MKULTRA, palestinians, political beliefs, Propaganda, rfk jr, social media, trump, unironically voting, voting rights, zionist shills

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind Trump and RFK Jr’s secret plot to send Americans to participate in the genocide of Palestinians! But beware, RFK Jr may be a secret MKULTRA agent trying to brainwash us all! Only on our server can you uncover the shocking truth and fight against the zionist shills in a virtual world like never before. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild conspiracy theory adventure!

MineCraftBandParty – Where creepers play the drums and skeletons rock out on guitars! Join the fun now!

asset explorer, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party, Cool ft. Harohapi, CREEPERS, drums, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fun, Gacha simulator, guitars, Join, Kokoro’s Happy Happy Summer Treasure, Live Interactions, MineCraftBandParty, Play, Poppin’western journey, Powerful ft. Popipa, Riding the Waves! Zabooming~ into a Great Adventure! Gacha, Rock, SIMULATOR, Skeletons, Sleepy neko Edition, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the Sleepy neko Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our current event involves Kokoro’s Happy Happy Summer Treasure, where you can mine for rare treasures while wearing a cute neko costume! – Our current gacha allows you to ride the waves and go Zabooming~ into a Great Adventure with 5* Kokoro, Misaki, and 4* Hagumi. Who wouldn’t want to ride a wave of excitement in Minecraft? – Need a boost? Our next event is Poppin’western journey, where you can saddle up your Minecraft horse and go on a wild west adventure with Popipa! – And don’t forget our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT feature, where you can hear hilarious mispronunciations of Minecraft terms while playing. – Plus, our database has an optimal Team Builder, event cutoff predictions, and even a story viewer for when you need a break from building in Minecraft.

So come join us on the Sleepy neko Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our pixelated world.

Slutty Steve’s Gay Craft Adventures: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe!

Adventures, attraction, babe, big men, blocky, confusion, Craft, desire, Everyones, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Gay, girl, Identity, kink, LGBTQ, role-play, Self Discovery, sexual fantasy, sexual orientation, Sexuality, slutty, Steves, taboo, Turned On

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner slutty girl shine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sexy, sassy girl getting used by big, muscular men in the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join our server and live out your wildest fantasies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos with Your Favorite Panels

banter, blocky, Chaos, Crafting, Favorite, favorite panels, ITT, long trail tags, Panels, tags

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the panels are so lit you’ll feel like you’re in a disco party every time you log on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden panel that led them to a secret underground dance club where all the mobs were busting out their best moves. It was like a scene out of a Minecraft version of Saturday Night Fever!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Panel King, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any panel into a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic quest?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s have a panel-tastic time together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.