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BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

SecretSquadMC

discretion, Mystery, personal boundaries, privacy, Secrets, SecretSquadMC, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-preservation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6

join dis server if u wanna be a ninja in minecraft lolz. u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stealthy moves. also, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to stop u from getting the loot. so put on ur ninja gear and get ready for an epic adventure on dis server. ninja skills required, no noobs allowed.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

#newborns, 2000 years later, deep thoughts, enlightenment, epiphany, FutureCraft, introspection, life lessons, life’s journey, live bird, metaphor, Minecraft, personal growth, profound insight, realization, realization dawning, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, symbolic meaning, time passing, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	5553
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8090	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	182	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	175

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	343029
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.