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Mind Blown Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of what happened to Steve after last night’s wild party! Rumor has it he tried to ride a creeper like a bull and ended up blowing up half the village. Can you help him piece together the events of that fateful evening? Join now for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious shenanigans in our chaotic world!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Votes:	2728	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1454	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	168	Dragon Eggs Found:	5279
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	264	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4448	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Farms Harvested:	364
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.