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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4360 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 169 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.