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NoVacayKids2021

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.
Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!
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StarveCraft: SudanWar

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than sudan’s civil war! we got 2 million players starving for some fun, so come on and help us feed their hunger for adventure! the world may not be watching sudan, but they sure as heck are watching us cause we’re lit af! join now and be a hero in this virtual battlefield of blocks and mobs! let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real action is at! -
KenyanCraft: ParliamentRiot

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT KENYAN PROTESTERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY CHICKENS AND PARLIAMENT ON FIRE LIKE A LIT CAMPFIRE. THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS STORMING THE COMPOUND LIKE ZOMBIES ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT. IT’S A WILD RIDE, COME JOIN THE MADNESS! -
KenyaCraftFirestorm

yo, have you heard about this lit minecraft server? it’s so fire, it’s like part of Kenya’s parliament on fire with thousands of protesters entering! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no one actually gets hurt. join our server and experience the chaos and excitement of a political protest without any of the real-life consequences. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join us and let’s set the virtual world on fire together! -
HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!
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CraftySudan Minecraft Server

join our epic minecraft server where we need help to save sudan from facing the world’s deadliest famine in 40 years! build farms, collect food, and fight off evil mobs to bring peace and prosperity to the land. who knew playing minecraft could save lives? join now and be a hero in the virtual world and the real world! -
FamineCraft: Wake Up World!

hey u, yes u, do u like playing minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring new worlds? well then u gotta join our server, it’s like the hunger games but with blocks and stuff.we got the craziest mobs u ever seen, like giant chickens that shoot fireballs and zombie villagers that do the macarena. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur dreams come true in the game.
and get this, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve riddles and defeat a dragon to find it. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.
so come join us, and help us save sudan from the world’s deadliest famine in 40 years. together, we can build a better world, one block at a time.
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StepMomSwapsFamTrips

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s more intense than trying to plan a family trip to Africa with your ex-wife’s daughter!Experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, just like navigating through family drama. Build your own safari camp and invite your son and his family to join you on epic quests. But be warned, there may be unexpected twists and turns, just like unexpected arguments with family members.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the wilderness and mend broken family relationships, all while avoiding “colonizers” and softball tournaments. Join our server now for a safari adventure like no other!
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MalawiCraft: Air Force One Down

so like, u know how boring it is to play on regular minecraft servers? well guess what, our server is so lit that even the vice-president of Malawi wanted to join. but then he got too hyped and crashed his plane trying to land on our server. RIP, but hey, at least he died doing what he loved, right? join now and maybe you’ll become the next victim of our epicness. just kidding, but seriously, join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the fun and chaos. peace out, homies!

