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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7374 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7388 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Magic Items Found: | 7632 |
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