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MysticCraft – EnigmaRealm 1.20.6

1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, EnigmaRealm, fuwamoco, homework edition, Members Chatting, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a homework edition of a previous thread, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

We got members chatting at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/19, so mark your calendars, fam! And don’t forget to check out the previous stream, it’s so lit you’ll wanna watch it again and again!

Plus, we got debuts, 3D debuts, 3D lives, and so much more on our YouTube channel. And don’t even get me started on the merch, it’s fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! You won’t regret it, unless you’re a total square, in which case, why are you even here, bro? Let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

anger, Asshole, Bitchin, Boyfriend, Communication, degrading, disrespectful behavior., driveway shoveling, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, Minecraft, moms, morality, mother-daughter relationship, name-calling, parenting, partying, possessiveness, reaction, screaming, Server, sibling relationship, sick, verbal abuse, worthlessness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	990176
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of getting screamed at for not shoveling the driveway on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any crazy moms yelling at you. Plus, we have virtual snow that never needs shoveling, so you can relax and enjoy the game without any real-life stress. Join now and say goodbye to driveway drama!

BabyBlockParty

baby’s health, baby’s safety, BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family interference, family relationships, family respect, family visit, first baby, Healing time, newborn baby, newborn bonding, newborn care, newborn visitation, setting boundaries, telling fiancé’s family to wait

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries – just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like this player’s in-laws.

Imagine a world where you can ban anyone who tries to take over your territory or tell you what to do with your creations. Our server is a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without interference from meddling relatives.

Don’t worry about grandma trying to sneak into your virtual delivery room to make sure your pixelated baby is born – on our server, you have full control over who enters your realm. Plus, you can ensure that all your virtual babies have their shots before any visitors come knocking.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you can set your own rules and defend your digital domain against unwanted intruders. Who knew virtual parenting could be so exhilarating and boundary-setting?

RageQuitTunes – Minecraft SMP

aggravating lyrics, aggravating tunes, annoying songs, annoying tunes, bothersome melodies, bothersome tracks, enraging songs, enraging tunes, grating lyrics, grating music, infuriating melodies, infuriating tunes, instant irritation, instant rage, irritating lyrics, irritating music, irritating tracks, Minecraft, obnoxious melodies, RageQuitTunes, smp, vexing music, vexing songs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER PIG.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!

MineTunez2025

2025, anticipation, artist, favorite artist, future releases, MineTunez2025, Music (Industry), music albums, music anticipation, music artists, music enthusiasts, music excitement, music lovers, music predictions, music releases, music singles, music speculation, music trends, new music, Release, upcoming releases

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret feature that allows you to listen to exclusive music from artists who haven’t even been born yet! That’s right, in 2025, we have a time-traveling DJ who brings back the sickest beats from the future. Join our server now and be the first to jam out to music that hasn’t even been created yet! Who needs Spotify when you have a time-traveling DJ in Minecraft?

RuskiCraft Minecraft Server

appeasing, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Officials, peace talks, political tensions, Riyadh, RuskiCraft, russia, Server, summit, talks, Ukraine, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8850	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ukraine officials saying the US is like totally ‘appeasing’ Russia with talks in Riyadh. like whaaat??? but like who cares about that when u can join our server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against evil villagers. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza. come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

RubioCraft Ambush

Ambush, RubioCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Marco Rubio is walking into a trap…on our server! Why, you ask? Because we have the craziest, most epic traps you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging lava pits, TNT explosions, and even giant slime monsters trying to eat you alive! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a celebrity like Marco Rubio himself, trying to survive in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a slime monster, that is.

Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

High Standards Mine 1.21.4

1.21.4, DATING, Expectations, girl, HIGH, high standards, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization, Standards

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Farms Harvested:	146	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like the perfect girlfriend, but in block form!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!

You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7896	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	107
Players Killed by Monsters:	322	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.