NoMoreBlowiesMC

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	457
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5542

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3476	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4037	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

access to healthcare, America, consultation costs, extreme cases, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, healthcare reform, healthcare system, illnesses, medical expenses, Minecraft, Sandra Lee, Server, third-world country, Treatment, wait times

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4076	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Blockyantics, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial diversity, racial inequality, Racial Issues, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	6858
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	69
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

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