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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9586 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 448 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!