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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2464 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?