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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7083 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.