We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.
Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?
So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!
So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!
Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!
So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!
Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.
Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Key Features |
|---|
| Vanilla server that never resets |
| Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility |
| Grind-mitigation features for crafted items |
| Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways |
| Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay |
| Daily Nether and End resets |
| Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation |
| Weekly events known as “Block Party” |
A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.
A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.
A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.
A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.
A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.
A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.
Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.
Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?
Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a mansion out of dirt blocks or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. And don’t worry about getting griefed by other players, because our community is so tight-knit that we all share our meager resources to help each other out.
So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where being poor is the key to success!