🔥advice for long distance Minecraft Servers

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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The Tangles: Where mobs get more tangled than headphones in your pocket!

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Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world of the Tangles, and navigate the twisted political realities of various factions. The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.

Server Information:

Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to become as strong as possible by completing quests, challenges, and defeating enemies.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Players can join factions, battle through dungeons with allies, explore a shattered world, and engage in political intrigue.
How can I join the server?	Connect using the Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us and join the Discord for updates and community engagement.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram: Watch the trailer here

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	1990	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ores Mined:	4305
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ores Mined:	1190
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Comprehensive advice for long distance Minecraft Servers

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

Server Information:

Trailer:

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions