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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	1677	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	477386	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ores Mined:	5867
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

MurkyPeePee – Where chaos meets questionable hygiene. Join now for an adventure like no other! #MurkyPeePeeLife

Abilities, admins, Adventure, Chaos, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, hygiene, Join, leaderboard, meets, Minecraft, Moderators, MurkyPeePee, MurkyPeePeeLife, Pets, play to win, PvP, Questionable, Raids, Rewards, RPG, semi anarchy, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Potions Brewed:	83	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132

Overview:

This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.

Plugin Information:

Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets

Discord Information:

If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines.
How do I start playing on the server?	All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Are there any quests or challenges on the server?	Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills.
Can I bring my own pets to the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks.

VestiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D Debut VOD, Angelic Angel, cover song, Cute Noises Compilation, Debut VOD, fanarts, HI:STREET TIME, Hololive ID gen 3, Hololive Indonesia, Minecraft, OP Template, original song, playboy, Previous Stream, Schedule, secret agent, Server, Summerpipi Edition, Terhebat, twitter, Ultimate, Vestia Zeta, VestiaCraft, Zeta’s Lore Video

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most top-secret Minecraft server in the universe, where our very cute Secret Agent of Hololive Indonesia, Vestia Zeta, is not sus at all! Join us for the Summerpipi Edition where the schedule is so lit, it’ll make your blocks spin.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Zeta’s epic lore unfold in a way that will make you question reality. From original songs like “You’re Mine” to insane covers like “Aishite Aishite Aishite,” this server is a musical paradise.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about Zeta’s cute noises compilation that will melt even the coldest creeper’s heart? Plus, fanarts that will make you want to build a shrine in her honor.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server where the only thing sus is how much fun you’ll have. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible.

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

A Collection of Desires, Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Farewell Penacony, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, FIREFLY0619SEABLAZE, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Kiseki collab, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, Redeemable Codes, Server, star rail, starrail, STARRAILGIFT, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Void Gems Collected:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant creepers or building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon)!

We’ve got special programs like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns. And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here waiting for you to recruit them to your team!

Plus, we have redeemable codes that will give you superpowers in the game – like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. And if that’s not enough, we have tools and resources to help you dominate the server like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun – in that case, this server is not for you).

MakeupMayhemCraft

Apology, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, cohesive look, compromise, cost, Difficult, difficult situation, foreign place, foundation, hair, makeup, makeup artist, MakeupMayhemCraft, Mua, professional reputation, rehearsal dinner, skin prep, stand my ground, Texture, Wedding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6129	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	8746	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring weddings where the makeup artist thinks they’re the boss of your face? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the boss of your own makeup look! No more makeup wipes and facial mists, you can use your own moisturizer and foundation without anyone judging you.

Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!

Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!