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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9231 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Farms Harvested: | 214 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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