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  • MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

    MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as limitless as your imagination (and your chances of getting lost in a jungle biome)! Forget reality for a moment, because we have some absolutely bonkers reasons for you to drop everything and log in right now!

      • Unendorable Crafting Recipes: Ever wanted to craft a flying toaster? Well, we can’t do that… yet! But join our server, and you might just stumble upon a secret recipe that turns a diamond pickaxe into a unicorn horn! (Disclaimer: may not actually turn you into a unicorn… or does it?)

      • Time-Traveling Creepers: Our Creepers are. Ahem. Unique. They don’t just blow up – they blow up in the past! Join and fear the unholy alliance of you, future you, and time-traveling Creepers plotting to defuse the ultimate past explosion – it’s like Back to the Future meets Minecraft!

      • The Great Sponge Heist of 2047: Legend has it that in the year 2047, a band of outlaw squids will attempt to infiltrate our server to steal the sacred sponges. Whoever collects five rare sponges can control the washing machine of the world! Be a part of this epic saga before it even happens!

      • Monthly Pig Olympic Games: Think you can race pigs faster than an arrow fired from a bow made of pure laziness? Join our server and participate in the most outrageous Pig Olympics ever! Discus throws (with pigs, obviously), synchronized swimming (that’s a little tricky), and pig wrestling – bring your bacon-loving spirit!

      • Enchanted Coffee Shop: Tired of the usual crafting? We serve enchanted coffee that grants you inspiration, largesse, and irrational confidence! Sip our Netherbrew and watch as you suddenly believe you can survive a night in the End without food! What could go wrong?

      • The Great Zombie Philosopher Debate: Every Tuesday night, we host a debate with zombies who have surprisingly deep and sensitive thoughts on existentialism. They may want to eat your brain, but they also just might be the next Socrates! Join us for this unique clash of, well, undead intellect!

      • Catastrophic Cactus Fashion Shows: Want to strut your stuff with the latest in plant wear? Join us for our weekly Cactus Fashion Show, featuring the sharpest trends straight from the Mojang runway. Bonus points if you can get a Villager to give you a 10/10 on your outfit!

    So, stop scrolling through boring old real-world forums and join our server where logic and the laws of physics go to take a vacation! Bring your weirdest ideas, your best survival skills, and an appetite for mayhem! Who knows, you might even discover what actually happens when you throw an enderman a party! Happy crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ps beta 1.7.3

    Ps beta 1.7.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    PS Beta 1.7.3 – A Golden day MineCraft server

    * Dreamland – Ability to see dreams* /jobs so you can work and earn living* Sell your stuff to other players via ChestShop* Build an awsome base* Old School Survival, not Pay to Win (like most modern servers)

    PS Beta 1.7.3 (Full name PawSurvival Beta 1.7.3) is a Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 server hosted in Estonia, but since the server is in english, everyone is welcome. In modern minecraft launcher you need to enable historical minecraft versions and then choose Beta 1.7.3 (In launcher b1.7.3 ot old_b1.7.3). This server is mostly made for myself but I am happy to share this experience with others. The server looks just like most servers did in 2011.

    If you wish to experience the Golden age of Minecraft, or just play for nostalgia, then come and bring your friends too!

    More info about the commands and server in our Discord: https://discord.gg/krpR7HptfR

    146.59.220.208:25619

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Scarlet Sanctuary Pixelmon

    Scarlet Sanctuary Pixelmon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mods: Pixelmon + Addons, TekTopia + addons, Ender Mail, Dynmap, Artifacts, Chisel, Bonsai Trees, Biomes O’ Plenty, Compact Storage, Electroblob’s Wizardry, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Elevators, Extra Golems, Mekanism, Nature’s Compass, Refined Storage, Magic Feather, Wings, Lost Cities, OnlinePicFrame, Open Computers, Pam’s HarvestCraft, Recurrent Complex, & Waystones

    162.33.30.51

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wonderland

    Wonderland

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a community driven Towny server with lots of content to keep the game exciting. Griefing is not allowed and PVP is disabled. Join Today!

    Plugin Information: – Towny: This is the plugin we use for grief prevention. Work alongside friends and earn millions, all while building a metropolis!

    – MCMMO: Train your skills for extra abilities and efficiency. Track your training compared to other players with /mctop and become the strongest player in the server!

    – Jobs: Get a job and earn money as you work your way from a peasant all the way to a king! The more you play the more jobs you can have.

    wonderland.hosting.ethera.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP