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Adulting Tips

  • MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

    MidlifeCraft: Build Your 40s!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as limitless as your imagination (and your chances of getting lost in a jungle biome)! Forget reality for a moment, because we have some absolutely bonkers reasons for you to drop everything and log in right now!

      • Unendorable Crafting Recipes: Ever wanted to craft a flying toaster? Well, we can’t do that… yet! But join our server, and you might just stumble upon a secret recipe that turns a diamond pickaxe into a unicorn horn! (Disclaimer: may not actually turn you into a unicorn… or does it?)

      • Time-Traveling Creepers: Our Creepers are. Ahem. Unique. They don’t just blow up – they blow up in the past! Join and fear the unholy alliance of you, future you, and time-traveling Creepers plotting to defuse the ultimate past explosion – it’s like Back to the Future meets Minecraft!

      • The Great Sponge Heist of 2047: Legend has it that in the year 2047, a band of outlaw squids will attempt to infiltrate our server to steal the sacred sponges. Whoever collects five rare sponges can control the washing machine of the world! Be a part of this epic saga before it even happens!

      • Monthly Pig Olympic Games: Think you can race pigs faster than an arrow fired from a bow made of pure laziness? Join our server and participate in the most outrageous Pig Olympics ever! Discus throws (with pigs, obviously), synchronized swimming (that’s a little tricky), and pig wrestling – bring your bacon-loving spirit!

      • Enchanted Coffee Shop: Tired of the usual crafting? We serve enchanted coffee that grants you inspiration, largesse, and irrational confidence! Sip our Netherbrew and watch as you suddenly believe you can survive a night in the End without food! What could go wrong?

      • The Great Zombie Philosopher Debate: Every Tuesday night, we host a debate with zombies who have surprisingly deep and sensitive thoughts on existentialism. They may want to eat your brain, but they also just might be the next Socrates! Join us for this unique clash of, well, undead intellect!

      • Catastrophic Cactus Fashion Shows: Want to strut your stuff with the latest in plant wear? Join us for our weekly Cactus Fashion Show, featuring the sharpest trends straight from the Mojang runway. Bonus points if you can get a Villager to give you a 10/10 on your outfit!

    So, stop scrolling through boring old real-world forums and join our server where logic and the laws of physics go to take a vacation! Bring your weirdest ideas, your best survival skills, and an appetite for mayhem! Who knows, you might even discover what actually happens when you throw an enderman a party! Happy crafting!

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  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • dragonflyfamily

    dragonflyfamily

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server for a unique and immersive experience! Build, explore, and survive with friends in a world full of adventure. Whether you want to create epic structures, conquer challenging dungeons, or form your own community, our server offers something for everyone. With a friendly and active player base, regular updates, and a focus on community-driven gameplay, you’ll always find new friends and exciting opportunities. Enjoy a lag-free environment with fair rules and a strong emphasis on creativity and collaboration. Log in today and start your journey in our amazing survival world!

    play.libelulafamily.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rachael’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Rachael’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a CAKE. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that can only be unlocked by doing the chicken dance in front of it? It’s true, I swear!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). Who’s gonna pimeyes and ruin her? Only one way to find out – join us now!

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  • The Cup Conqueror Minecraft SMP

    The Cup Conqueror Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a one-hit wonder in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a two-time world cup champion! Who needs real-life sports when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next world cup will be granted the power to control all the creepers in the game. Imagine the chaos you could unleash! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpireMC

    SpireMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpireMC is an upcoming, open world RPG style war server is about to be released! Our entire concept revolves around three Kingdoms fighting over territory. Each kingdom has its own perks and buffs.

    Kingdoms: Samurai: Sakura Mountains Vikings: Spruce Plains Romans: Mountain Plains Something never seen before… https://discord.gg/wuqUpFaMwy

    mc.spire-mc.com

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    MEGAG.MCMCMC.RU

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  • Minecraft server: Med Food Frenzy

    Minecraft server: Med Food Frenzy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating bland, processed junk food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some delicious Mediterranean cuisine! Join us for a taste of mouth-watering gyros, savory kebabs, and refreshing tzatziki sauce. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Pita Pit” where players can battle it out in epic food fights using pita bread as shields and hummus as ammunition. So what are you waiting for? Join us and feast like a Greek god on our Mediterranean Minecraft server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

    Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

    So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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  • Crafty Builders Minecraft Server

    Crafty Builders Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy collabs with professional e-sports players, and even some VSPO! & vtubers who dominate FPS tournaments like pros.

    But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like VCR GTA 3 where chaos reigns supreme, THE K4SEN Pokemon Unite tournament for all you Pokemon fans, and even VSPO! Year End Countdown 2024 to ring in the new year in style.

    And don’t forget about our merch – from Komori Met Birthday 2024 Goods to Inubeni T-Shirts, we’ve got everything you need to look fly while gaming.

    Plus, check out our archived member projects like the VSPO! 2024 Godfield Tournament and Tachibana Hinano’s 4th Anniversary Live – it’s pure entertainment!

    So why wait? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

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