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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	813	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5865	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	31

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	4707
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.