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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

adult playtime, adventurous couples, BFF’s, blocky, erotic encounters, experimental sex, fantasy fulfillment, group sex, intimate connections, Minecraft, multiple partners, open relationship, Server, sexual diversity, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual liberation, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, Threesome, unconventional relationships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP

assets, BANKRUPTCY, Bitcoin, bitcoin cash, bitstamp, Blockchain, creditors, cryptocurrency, digital assets, distribution, exchange, financial news, financial recovery, Investment, july 25, long term, Mt Gox, MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP, Preparation, Trading, unlock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!

Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.

PreggoPowerServer

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, fat shaming, forgiveness, Gaslighting, growth issues, hurt feelings, judgmental, lack of affection, marital therapy, PreggoPowerServer, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, relationship problems, self-conscious, stress, Therapy, weight gain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the best pixelated castle!

Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the craziness of the real world. No judgment, no fat-shaming, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and build your dream world without any toxic behavior. And hey, if you ever feel dizzy from all the excitement, just munch on some virtual cookies to keep you going!

Escape to our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Who needs a husband when you have a whole community of blocky friends to support you? So come on, join us and let’s build a better world together!

NotThatBad Minecraft Server

exaggeration, Minecraft, misconceptions, misconstrued, misrepresented, misunderstood, Myths, notsobad, notsogood, notsoworse, notsoworst, NotThatBad, overblown, overhyped, Overrated, Server, Stereotypes, underestimated, Underrated

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

This Minecraft server! Trust us, it’s not as bad as your mom’s cooking. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

ViceCraft2020

Campaign, candidates, collaboration, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, Government, leadership, policy, political party, Politics, presidential race, qualifications, running mate, strategy, teamwork, vice president, vice presidential nominee, ViceCraft2020, Voting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	New Chunks Explored:	898785
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your very own vice president! That’s right, forget about building castles and farms, now you can focus on building your very own political dynasty in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.

And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

KimJongCraft

aerial threat, border conflict, cross-border relations, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign policy, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, military escalation, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, political tension, presidential compound, Propaganda, propaganda warfare, security breach, south korea, trash balloon

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1987	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	296	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to play Minecraft on a server that’s like, totally out of this world? well, guess what, this server is like, so crazy that even North Korean trash balloons are tryna get in on the action! imagine building your own presidential compound and having trash balloons land on it like, all the time. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, where even trash from North Korea wants to be a part of the fun!

East Coast West Coast Craft

American coasts, American landforms, Atlantic Ocean, Coast, coastal boundaries, coastal contrasts, coastal geography, coastal regions, continental divide, Craft, east, East Coast, Eastern Pacific, geographical divisions, geographical features, North America, ocean borders, pacific ocean, united states, US geography, US states, West, west coast, Western Atlantic

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1976	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

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Pain-Free Placebo Pathway

analgesia, brain pathway, Interventions, medical science, Mice, neurobiology, neuroscience, pain management, pain modulation, pain perception, pain relief, pain relief mechanisms, pain sensation, pain treatment., PainFree, Pathway, placebo, placebo effect, placebo mechanisms, placebo response, placebo studies, research, therapeutic effect

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You’re hit with this crazy placebo effect that makes all your pain disappear. It’s like magic, man. And get this, there’s this secret brain pathway in mice that totally explains why it works. Like, who knew mice were so smart, am I right?

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of the placebo effect. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss, all while feeling like you’re on cloud nine. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden mouse hideout, you’ll unlock even more insane powers. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, dude.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

ShoreSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer PVP Gamemode Lifesteal Hearts Teammates Riches Power Rise Beware Loss Heart Game Mode Online Community Competitive Strategy, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to ShoreSMP! As of June of 2024, we currently have 1 gamemode, Lifesteal. Steal hearts from other players and rise to power in this gamemode, but beware—if you die, you lose a heart! Work with teammates to become the richest and best team on the server.

play.shoresmp.net

Astral Pixelmon: Where Vanilla Mobs Gamble with LGBTQ+ Friendly Prize Crates and Timber!

Adult Owned, Astral, Astral Pixelmon, challenging fun, Crates, Custom Crates, custom textures, Dex Rewards, Discord, EV Training, Friendly, gamble, Gts, Gym Leaders, http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/, join us, LGBTQ, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pixelmon Raids, play.astralpixelmon.com, Pokebags, Prize, Timber, trained staff, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	275	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Astral Pixelmon Overview

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com into your Minecraft client.

Question 2: Is the server family friendly?

Yes, we strive to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere on our server.

Question 3: Are there any special events on the server?

We regularly host special events such as tournaments, giveaways, and themed challenges.

Question 4: Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with other players using the GTS feature.

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!