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PleasureCraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Votes:	6314	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ores Mined:	846	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

MineCraftRealityCheck

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	825
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9266
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Resuscitation Station

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	7924	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6628	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2683
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Freaky Circus Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs in the game is the circus performers running amok! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with clowns, acrobats, and maybe even a vampire or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a zombie juggling creepers while riding a unicycle? Or see a skeleton tightrope walking over a pit of lava? Only at Cirque du Freak, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ringmaster is actually a shape-shifting Enderman who can teleport players to secret treasure-filled realms. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Creeper King, who rules over the land with an explosive fist.

So come one, come all to Cirque du Freak, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for the clown zombies, they’re a real scream!