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Elysian-MC

Economy, Factions, FTB, Multiplayer Survival Creative PvP Adventure Economy Roleplay Minigames Skyblock Parkour Quests Mods Plugins Custom Community Exploration Building Events Bosses Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

A Two Joe’s + A Shmoe’s Server, Here To Eliminate Abusive Admins, And Create The Elysian Gaming Empire Everyone Deserves.

Ranks, Kits, Factions, And More! Come Join

51.79.44.14:25574

MineBeach

AGGRESSIVE, alliances, Bedwars, combat-based challenges, competitive elements., Cross-Play, destroy, Economy, Events, gaming experience, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mode, MineBeach, Minecraft, mini game, Mini Games, Protect, PvP, Rivalries, Server, strategic combat, Survival, team-based

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7360	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	2

MineBeach is a dynamic Minecraft server featuring a Lifesteal mode, where players lose hearts upon death but can regain them by eliminating other players. This server offers an intense PvP experience with a strong emphasis on survival and strategic combat. Players are encouraged to be aggressive, forming alliances or rivalries to dominate the server.

In the future, the server plans to expand by adding additional game modes, including Bedwars, a popular team-based mini-game where players must protect their beds while trying to destroy their opponents’ beds, and PvP, featuring various combat-based challenges and events to test players’ fighting skills.

With these upcoming additions, MineBeach will offer a well-rounded gaming experience, combining classic Minecraft gameplay with intense, competitive elements that will keep players engaged and coming back for more.

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Wild West Wanderers 1.21

betabuxx, burn out whores, church clothes, Conservatives, cowboy clothes, physical work, regret, retarded faggots, sundresses, trad women, Wanderers, West, Wild, WOMAN

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6043	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have so many trad women building cowboy churches in sundresses, it’s like a beta cuck’s dream come true! You won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re a burn out liberal whore looking for a betabuxx. It’s like reality is questioning itself, but in a hilarious way!

MomSnapperCraft

abusive household, adulting, Boundaries, candy control, cavities, concern for health, controlling behavior, cravings, dentist visit, disability, family dynamics, grocery store, living arrangements, making decisions, MomSnapperCraft, parental relationships, recovering alcoholic, smoking, snapping at my mom, Tension

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

digital libraries, educational websites, free apps, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music downloads, free software, free stock photos, free templates, free tools, free trials, FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, online courses, online forums, open source resources, podcasts, smp, streaming services, virtual events, Webinars

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3050	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperCo.

costly but worth it, CraftyCreeperCo, designer items, expensive products, extravagant but justified, extravagant purchases, high-end goods, high-priced but valuable, investment pieces, luxury brands, Luxury items, overpriced but worth it, premium price tags, premium products, price tag vs quality, quality over cost, splurge-worthy items, splurge-worthy purchases, top-tier products, value for money, worth the price

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most outrageous deals that are actually worth the price!

Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.

So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!

CraftyElon’sWorld

business leader, CraftyElonsWorld, elon musk, entrepreneur, Expertise, foreign affairs, germany, global perspective, influence, innovation, Interference, international relations, knowledge, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, public opinion, spacex, Technology, tesla, uk

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	135

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

13-year study, animal research, Australia, bird behavior, Court, Divorce, divorce rate, Edition, Kids, long-held myth, mate for life, mating habits, mating patterns, Penguin, penguin behavior, penguin colony, relationship dynamics, seabird behavior, seabirds, statistics, study, tiny penguins, US adults, wildlife study

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	578	Towns Built:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Star Shards Collected:	91
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

CraftMiner

Adventure, Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Crafting, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5669	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

**Welcome to CraftMiner!**

**IP Address:** play.craftminer.pro **Version:** Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) **Cross-Play Available:** Play with friends across platforms!

**Available Servers:** – **Survival**: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – **BoxPvP**: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – **Skyblock**: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.

Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!

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Chompos ATM9

Atm9, backup PSU, Chompos, cooler, CPU, Discord, Exploration, gigabit fiber internet, gliders, jetpacks, Land claiming, large structure building, Looting, M.2, Machinery, Modded, Modpack, private server, RAM, refining oil, server specs, single core speed, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ores Mined:	6175
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server: ATM-9 Overview

Server Features
Modern version of TPPI modpack
Tons of mods and content
Focus on exploration, looting, and building
Relatively small community server
Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy

2. What are some favorite activities on the server?

Refining oil
Large structure building
Exploring and looting
Checking out other players’ builds
Automating mining and machinery
Flying around with jetpacks, brooms, and gliders

3. How many players are allowed on the server at a time?

Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.

4. What server specs does ATM-9 run on?

CPU	Ryzen 7 5800x
RAM	32gb DDR4 3200
M.2	Samsung 500gb (Gen2)
Cooler	Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm
Internet	Gigabit Fiber

5. Are there any plans for server upgrades?

The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.