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CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	New Chunks Explored:	808804
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Towns Built:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	12

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1673
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

KruglenkoeCraft Minecraft Server

Ambush, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly, Defeat, Defense, frontline report, Geopolitics, International, Kruglenkoe, KruglenkoeCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean forces, RETALIATION, russia, Server, SKIRMISH, strategy, Ukrainian trap, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? then u gotta join our server, where we have the most intense battles u can imagine.

imagine this: u and ur friends are exploring a mysterious cave when suddenly, u stumble upon a secret portal that transports u to a world where North Korean forces are battling Ukrainian soldiers near Russia’s Kruglenkoe. u gotta choose a side and fight for ur life in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! we have hidden treasures, magical creatures, and even a talking llama who will guide u on ur quest. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. don’t miss out on the action, join now!

KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	297	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Items Found:	6924
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!