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TransgenderCraft Server – No Exist!

crossdressers, discrimination, Exist, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender transition, Hateful ideology, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, Server, sexism, social justice, Transgender, TransgenderCraft, Transphobia

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	1704	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further! Our server is a magical place where transgender people don’t exist because they’re actually just crossdressers with a crazy political agenda. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable gender politics. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers will give you a warm hug (before exploding, of course). So come on, join us and leave your gender identity at the door for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

blasphemy, blocks, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, christian faith, Christian reaction, Christian values, CHRISTIANS, Completely, controversial statement, controversy, FAITH, faith-based response, Holycraft, LOSE, lose their shit, moral outrage., OFFENDED, Outrage, Religion, religious community, religious offense, religious sensitivity, sensitive topic, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3796	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Towns Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	New Chunks Explored:	540166
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3541
Potions Brewed:	159	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	278
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	195	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	161
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	969271
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

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