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This is Mike Minecraft SMP Adriano

2021, Adriano, anal only, ASSES, Chinese debt, Chinese government, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, mike, Mike Adriano, Minecraft, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, savings bonds, smp, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucking, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6614	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even porn stars like Mike Adriano have a side hustle of saving the world from the banking industry’s ponzi schemes! Join us for some tongue-in-cheek fun as we uncover outrageous plots involving Hunter Biden, Lord Jacob Rothschild, and Chinese spy balloons. Witness as Chris Buckley spills the tea on shady deals and how a pornographic actor like Mike Adriano becomes the unexpected hero in stopping the world from financial chaos. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to unraveling global conspiracies? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

No. 203023365 Anonymous AXUH Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Enigmatic Puzzle Clues Secret Hidden Intrigue Mysterious Cryptic Unidentified Conundrum, SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8601	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

Allowed, blended families, childhood trauma, custody battles, dysfunctional families, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, family loyalty, foster care, Minecraft, parental control, parental favoritism, Parental Pressure, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, Sis, step siblings, stepkids, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	3581	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Cheater’s Retreat

acceptance, Affair, anger, Cheaters, Cheating, coming out, confusion, Conversion Therapy, Divorce, family counseling, family drama, forgiveness, Hillsong, Infidelity, LGBTQ, loyalty, parent conflict, Parent-child relationship, parent’s new partner, Pastor, Retreat, toxic environment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7604

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, Harsh, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive response, Loneliness, love, love quotes, LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, sad, unrequited love, worst reply

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

BUILD, cherish, Experience, family, Favorite, favorite memory, Friends, Happy, joy, LAUGH, Laughter, love, Memory, MemoryCraft, moment, nostalgic, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Special, Treasure, unforgettable, why

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

GazaVaxCraft

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, disease prevention, Fighting, gaza, GazaVaxCraft, global health, health crisis, health diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, medical intervention, MIDDLE EAST, polio vaccination, public health, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination program, war-torn region

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	7057

so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

11YesWins

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, DepressoSymptoms, early sign, emotional well being, geriatric care, Memory Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, older age, senior health, Symptoms

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

achievement, Admirable, Decade, DiamondDiva, excepțional, eXtraordinary, female empowerment, FEMINIST, GROUNDBREAKING, Icon, influential, inspiration, leader, Minecraft, Powerful, respected, revered, Role Model, Server, Successful, trailblazer, Visionary, WOMAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	507326	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.