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Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	656	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Farms Harvested:	869
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

android 13, anomaly, application, Bytes, Curious, default, Development, Fun, installed, InterconnectCollectKit, investigation, invisible code, Minecraft, mobile, Mystery, programming, question.., SIZE, smp, software, Technology, v. 4.0.5, ZeroByte

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5741	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Votes:	7526
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Enchantments Applied:	92	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7980	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.