| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5456 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9823 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6456 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2419 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9575 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1357 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9411 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 306 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1090 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1600 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8142 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
