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Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	613	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	357667	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7803	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6460	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	9278
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

#dumbjannycuck, #frogthreads, #temporarilyblocking, #unblockedjustnow, Allowed, FroggyBlockerCraft, Jannycucks, STOP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸