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Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	692381	Mines Excavated:	4384
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	287
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Potions Brewed:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	1881
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

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0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7543	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

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