adopt me shorts – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

AbortCraft: Home Safe Hospital Fun

AbortCraft, Fun, home, Hospital, Safe

Yo, you wanna know why you should join dis server? Well buckle up, cuz dis place is crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush!

First off, our server is like being at home, but safer than a hospital during a medical abortion after twelve weeks of pregnancy. Yeah, you heard me right! Our treatment is so good, women are straight up satisfied with it. Like, who knew playing Minecraft could be so therapeutic, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Bill Gates look broke.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a hospital when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
IVF4Free Minecraft Server

affordable IVF, assisted reproduction, conception support, Family Planning, fertility assistance, fertility options, fertility treatment, Free Healthcare, free IVF, infertility, ivf, IVF coverage, IVF financing, IVF funding, IVF grants, IVF success, IVF4Free, medical innovation, Minecraft, miracle baby, reproductive health, reproductive technology, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer free IVF treatments for all players! That’s right, you can now create your very own Minecraft baby without any cost. Just imagine the possibilities of raising a blocky little bundle of joy in the virtual world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.

Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft server out there. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft baby and battle a Blocktopus? It’s pure genius, son!

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New Server IP
SoulReaperSeductress200 Minecraft SMP

200 year old, age difference, Anime, big tits, eternal life, FANTASY, forbidden love, Hag, IMMORTALITY, long tail tags, love, Manga, manga characters, Minecraft, relationships, reproduce, romance, smp, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, SoulReaperSeductress200, supernatural beings, taboo

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the cows can fly and the creepers break out in dance parties? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!

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New Server IP
ToughLoveCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Europe, financial cost, friendship, INDEPENDENCE, injury, medical care, physiotherapy, problem solving, Recovery, Support, surgery, tough love, ToughLoveCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe even some drama! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of our player (22f) who refuses surgery for a ligament injury, despite the advice of doctors and friends. Will she choose physiotherapy or continue to complain about her woes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?

Join us now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown of friendship, advice-giving, and virtual block-building. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of the craziest virtual community out there!

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New Server IP
FamGoneMinecraftSMP

bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, emotional pain, Emotional support, FamGoneMinecraftSMP, family bond, family tragedy, Grief, grief counseling, healing, life after loss, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, mourning, moving forward, support system, Tragedy, Trauma

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a new family with your fellow players! We have a thriving community of players who will become your new virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for you to loot. So come join us and start a new chapter in your Minecraft life!

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New Server IP
PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Fun!

bizarre fear, bizarre phobia, eccentric phobia, Factor, fear, Fun, funny phobia, odd fear, odd phobia, outlandish fear, outlandish phobia, peculiar fear, peculiar phobia, PhobiaCraft, quirky fear, quirky phobia, rare phobia, strange fear, strange phobia, uncommon fear, unique fear, unusual fear, unusual phobia, weird phobia

Are you afraid of pixelated chickens? How about getting lost in a virtual forest? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a support group for all your weird phobias! Join us and conquer your fear of blocky spiders or square-shaped waterfalls. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of being scared of things that don’t even exist in real life. So come on, join us and let’s laugh together at our ridiculous fears while building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of the Minecraft world. Who knew facing your phobias could be so much fun?

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New Server IP
KyivCraft Server: Strikes & Approval

Approval, Conflict, cross-border operations, deep inside, defense measures, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, political decision, russia, security concerns, Server, strikes, Tension, WARFARE

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.

but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

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New Server IP
CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure

alleged, Arrest Risk, Assurances, CraftyPutinsMongolianAdventure, Defies, International Criminal Court, International Criminal Court Warrant, mongolia, Plan, planned, putin, Putin Visit, Risk, russian president, Russian President Visit, Visit, Visit to Mongolia, War Crimes, War Crimes Arrest, Warrant

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be as wild as putin defying war-crimes arrest risk with a plan to visit mongolia? well, this server is just like that! u can build ur own crazy world and not worry about getting arrested for alleged war crimes (cuz like who even does that in minecraft anyways). come join us for a wild ride and let’s see if u can be as bold as putin himself!

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New Server IP
MAGA Civil WarCraft

America, BELIEF, Civil, civil war, Conflict, Division, extreme right-wing, extremism, INDIVIDUALS, low, MAGA, MAGA Republicans, movements, Need, polarization, political beliefs, political organizations, racist views, Support, Supporters, U.S, uncommon, violence, Warcraft

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES IS THROUGH A BLOCKY CIVIL WAR! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR PIXELATED BATTLEGROUND, WHERE MAGA REPUBLICANS, RACISTS, AND EXTREME RIGHT-WINGERS FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY!

BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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New Server IP

The Atlas Project: Where even creepers have map direction issues [smp]

Atlas, Community Builds, Creative mode, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Mobs, Custom terrain, Direction, floor is lava, Issues, java players, Map, Mini Games, player decisions, player feedback, Player Shops, Project, PvP, roleplay events, server addons, Server Community, server economy, Server Events, smp, Survival, texture packs

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server
We use Addons such as:
– Better on Bedrock
– Mini Blocks
– More Enchantments
– More Shields
– More Elytras
Decisions based on player feedback!
Join our Discord server to get started!
Discord Link

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, first join our Discord server using the link provided. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the Minecraft Bedrock server.

2. Can Java players join the server?

Currently, the main server is for Bedrock players only, but we have opened a crossplay server for mini games where both Bedrock and Java players can play together.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the Discord server.

4. Can I suggest new mini games for the crossplay server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to submit their ideas for new mini games on the Discord server. Your feedback is valuable to us!