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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	232
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	617878	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	346347
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6099	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	6924
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Magic Items Found:	3317
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9282	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	5345	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3395
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	7001
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	6534	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!