We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!
Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!
But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪🎉
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!
Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!
This is not your average anarchy no cheats server! Here are some key points that make us different:
| 1) | Map started in 2019 and has never been reset. |
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| 2) | Small active community, averaging 20-40 unique players a day. |
| 3) | NEVER pay to win. |
| 4) | i7-7700K Intel CPU with an owner willing to upgrade if the server playerbase grows. |
| 5) | An anarchy community dedicated to building and having fun, with a focus on vanilla mob spawns and render distance. |
| 6) | Not very PvP oriented, but PvP players are welcome. |
| 7) | Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize. |
Server Information:
A: No, the one rule of the server is NO CHEATS.
A: We have an average of 20-40 unique players online each day.
A: No, we do not allow any pay to win elements on the server.
A: While PvP players are welcome, the community is not very PvP oriented.
A: Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.
You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and building epic castles that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the creepers come knocking.
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, they’re more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
Imagine a world where you can mine and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to leave the comfort of your own home. No more fighting with your girlfriend over attending events you have no interest in – on our server, you can both enjoy endless adventures together.
So why waste your time at boring parties when you can join our server and unleash your inner introvert? Say goodbye to social obligations and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join now and never look back!
🤪 Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore with a bunch of wacky players from all over the world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! 🌍🤪
🎉 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s crazy antics. One time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and looped around the moon! 🌙🎢 And another time, we had a massive group of players dress up as llamas and have a llama parade through the entire server! 🦙🎉
🤯 But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs! 🐔💎 And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find the rarest loot and battle the toughest mobs! 🏰🔥
🤣 So come join us on our server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🌟🎮
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and you too can have your very own Diamond Chicken to help you become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.
So, say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to a world of adventure, excitement, and diamond-encrusted chickens! Join our server today and start your epic Minecraft journey like never before!