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VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	9277	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gods Slained:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Votes:	5968
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	6501
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5772
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Votes:	2437
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!