Adobe Cloud Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9675	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Towns Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	495676	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Mines Excavated:	3635
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	138382
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	2467
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!